Cliff on Natural Selection

Well you see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of  buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is  hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general  speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of  the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as  fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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